Posted by OleMan on June 11, 2002 at 06:00:18:
Has anyone ever trained a monkey to Fetch beer for them? And if so, what kind of monkey is best for fetching beer: A spider monkey or a squirrel monkey? My Wife and I were wondering whether to get a squirrel monkey or a spider monkey and have done some research on them and wanted to get one and by training it to do odd jobs and retrieve beer for people and friends. The squirrel monkey or the spider monkey seem like a good choice for the operation that we are trying to see to fruition. That is Operation beer-monkey. Can anyone offer up any suggestions as to what kind of monkey would be the best for the job? And do they really throw crap at you all the time?